Happy Birthday to my cousin Megan! She is the second of the "M" children....what's an "M" child you ask? Well, let me tell ya! My family named Melissa (my sis) and Meg the "M" children because when they were younger they both had the exact same personality traits...these became known as M children traits. So because it's Meg's birthday I thought I'd do a tribute to the M children! To be an M child you must meet the following criteria:
1. Your name must begin with the letter M, of course.
2. They must get everything you want down to the last detail! If they don't get what they want the first time, they can cry, scream, and manipulate to win.
3. If #2 is not fulfilled the world is a dark and scary place for those surrounding the M child.
4 . The world actually orbits around each of the M children simultaneously. (This is a scientific phenomenon. No one knows how this works)
5. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THE CRITERIA!! They are the only people in the world that have an entire birthday MONTH, not just day. The M children expect extra presents, favors, lunch dates, etc.. this entire month! So BEWARE of the M children during their month!
6. Attitude, Attitude, Attitude.
7. Their favorite words are MINE, ME, and BIRTHDAY PRESENT...so it was no surprise when I checked my email this morning and read "hey it's my birthday, aren't you going to write about me on your blog?" Yes, Meg, here ya go! LOVE YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
When naming my children I was warned several times never to name them starting with an "M" in fear that this curse would be continued.....unfortunately I'm not that bright and named both my children M names. Let's all pray for them!
1 comment:
You are so funny! Maybe the curse won't be as bad with Kenz since she isn't called by her whole name much of the time, lol. Happy birthday to your sis! I hope her month is filled with gobs of presents and lunch dates.
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