Where'd They All Go?

I come downstairs yesterday and notice that an entire bunch of bananas are gone. I think wow, I just bought those yesterday, the kids couldn't have eaten an entire bunch in less than one day, right? So I quickly go to the only source that can speak in full sentences in the house. "Kenzie...what happened to all the bananas?" I'm thinking she's hid them from Maddie in the pantry or in a drawer somewhere.
"I threw them all away, they were too hard to open." (In a very matter-of-fact sort of voice)

And there they were....6 unopened bananas in the trash! It just goes to show that I never know what I'll get from these kids! I was going to take a picture, but thought everyone might throw up in their mouths a little bit.

Confession Time

I'm making the girls breakfast the other day.
Kenzie: "Mom, guess what?"
Me: "What?"
Kenzie (In a mischievous tone): "When I cut my hair, I cut Maddie's hair too!"
Me: "You did not!"
Kenzie: "Yes I did, on the back of her head!"

(Funny she said this because Jen was just saying to me that next time she'd cut Maddie's hair...to late she already did apparently!)

Then comes the talk AGAIN about how we never do that again!

The scissors are gone forever!